Love1: ...that... ...you really planning to keep quiet? I’m gettin’ pretty sick of this act.
POW: ......
Love1: Hey, anyway, can ya’ even hear me right? If you don’t need those ears of yours, maybe I’ll shoot ‘em clean off~
Love1: Now, my aim ain’t so great, so I might end up blowin’ off your head instead... Ahaha!
Love1: ...alrighty then, bye-bye~★
POW: ......
Love1: Hm~? ...ahhh! Jammed up again.★ Guess you got lucky... hm.
POW: ......!!
Love1: ...ah, shit. I got pissed off and gave ‘im a full-power wallop. Heeey, you alive~?
Love1: Uh-oh, looks like he passed out. ...hey, you there. Take care of the rest, m’kay~? I’m countin’ on ya.★
Soldier: Yes, sir! Leave it to me!
. . .
Love1: Whew! Guess I’m kinda worn out. Or maybe, I wonder if interrogations just ain’t my thing?
Love1: The only spoils a’ war was this lil bottle of booze~ Now then, let’s pop it open and see what’s inside~
Love1: Hm? This scent... it’s gotta be scotch!
Love1: Nice~! He mighta been a rat, but that guy had some pretty gooood stuff~!
Love1: Ah, but drinkin’ booze makes me way more prone to gettin’ nosebleeds... Well, Lai-chin ain’t here, so it’s A-OK~!
Love1: Down the hatch it goes—★
Love1: ...phah! Ah...! Oh...! Now THIS is the good stuff. What a burn~
Love1: Yep... that gets my blood a’ pumpin’~! Ah~ I feel like I could go full-auto without jammin’ up.
Love1: Alrighty then, battlefield, here I come~! Yes, sir! Bang, bang, bang! Bang, wa-hoo~!
Love1: ...oh! Great to see you stoppin’ by, Mr. Mayor~ You’re acein’ it out there~★
Love1: Now, I’m super sorry for callin’ for ya on such short notice. Musta been a pain to come all this way, huh?
Mayor: N-No, it’s not an issue... I’m happy to step out whenever you need...
Love1: Yeah, yeah, you’re a real upstandin’ guy, super reliable.
Love1: Now then, gettin’ right to the point. ...whatcha doing, sneakin’ around with those rats from the Resistance?
Mayor: H... Huh!? S-Surely, you’re mistaken! I would never dare try to betray the World Emperor...!
Love1: Alrighty, stop right there. I don’t wanna hear any more of those see-through excuses.
Love1: I’ve known for ages now, what kinda shit you’ve been up to.
Love1: Let’s see~ Food aid, leaking information about base weak points and strategic operations... All of that’s not gonna fly!
Love1: Yep, the evidence is all right here. ...you’re such an upstandin’ guy, but ya whiffed it, in the end.
Mayor: Eek...! I am so very sorry! I was threatened into it, I swear...!
Love1: There’s another lie! Now, first of all, your entire family is gonna be publicly executed.
Mayor: Huh... no, you wouldn’t...
Love1: Aha, too bad. I’m super honest, y’see~ Where’d be a good place? I’ll be sure to save ya a seat, so you get a front-row view of the show.
Mayor: P-Please, stop! My family, please spare them—!
Love1: Huh? Shouldn’t you be happy that I’m the one who noticed your little schemes?
Love1: If it had been Ei-chan, he’d woulda wiped out your entire town, for sure.★ Ahahaha!
Love1: ...n’t~? Phew! This shell casing really won’t come out~ And Lai-tan’s off giving his report to that person... Oh...!
Eins: Hm...? Ah, Love1.
Love1: Heya! Ei-chin~! Great job out there. ★
Eins: Yes, same to you. What are you doing here?
Love1: Well, y’see, this cartridge got itself splendidly stuck in the chamber, and no matter what I do, it ain’t budgin’~ Jammin’ up is such a pain~ Whew!
Eins: Let me have a look at that. ...ahh, there it is. Let’s see...
Eins: ...hm! There we go, how’s that?
Love1: Woooo~~~! Ei-chin’s the frickin’ best! Thanks a bunch!★
Eins: It was nothing. More importantly... is that blood leaking out of your gas mask? Are you alright?
Eins: If you’re injured, you should go to Master straight away and get healed.
Love1: Blood? Ahh~, that’s just a nosebleed, I’m all good.★ It just splashed out ‘cause I got all hyped, no big deal!
Love1: Lai-tan’ll wipe it up soon enough, so we’re all~ll good!
Love1: Since I get nosebleeds so much, Lai-tan’s started carrying tissues around! Ain’t my lil bro the sweetest~!
Eins: Oh... I see. You brothers are awfully close.
Eins: Please, continue to give your best effort together. If anything happens, Fal and I will be there to support you.
Love1: Woo! OK—! I’ll be countin’ on ya, Ei-chi~in!
Eins: Haha, good. ...ah, Fal must be waiting for me. See you later.